In Britain, like in most places inhabited by human beings, sex is the cornerstone of many conversations, activities, jokes, and forms of behaviour.
The average British citizen has sex less than three times a month and almost a third do not get any action at all.
This is according to a survey conducted by market research firm OnePoll for “This Morning” British daytime TV program broadcast on ITV.
The exception is that those living in the northeast of England shag at least five times a month while those living in Wales have two sexual encounters on average a month.
However, two-thirds of respondents said they were happy with their sex lives, with more women saying this than men.
1.Rogering (verb.): To f*ck
2. Growler (noun.): A mean, butch looking vagina
3. Muff (noun.): An inoffensive, slang word for a vagina
4. Minge (noun.): Vulgar term for a woman’s pubic hair or genitals.
5. Shag (verb.): To have sex with someone
6. Bonk (verb.): Have sexual intercourse
7. Jubblies (noun.):A woman’s breasts
8 .Bollocks (noun.): Testicles/balls
9. Rumpy Pumpy (noun.): Casual sexual encounters
10. Meat and 2 Veg: The male genitals
In a recent poll by online pharmacy UKMedix, 2,157 British men, and women, who have been sexually active for a minimum of 12 months, were asked about their favourite sex positions.
The “Girl on Top” came out top for Northern Ireland and East Midlands, while the “Reverse Cow Girl” was found to be the most popular in the North East.
”Doggy style” was the style of choice for the Brits in Yorkshire and Wales, whereas for the busy Londoners, doing it standing up was the most time convenient.
The tough Scots seemed more into a tender spooning while the West Midlands went all retro for a good old 69.
And the most favorite sex position Across the UK is …. Missionary.
As boring as a safe choice Missionary might sound, but that doesn’t mean they are not an experimental nation.
A sample of Brits were asked to rate their sexual experimentation on a scale from 0–10.
0 is totally un-experimental and 10 is the kinkiest.
The most common British fetishes in reverse order are:
Research conducted by online UKMedix pinpoint the most common turn offs for the Brits.
Across the United Kingdom, 16 is the age of consent for any sexual activity for both men and women. The age of consent is the same regardless of gender or sexual orientation.
In the UK a man commits rape if he intentionally penetrates with his penis the vagina, mouth or anus of another person, male or female, without that person’s consent or if they are under 13, as young people aged 12 and under are not legally able to give consent to any sexual activity.
Although public nudity is not illegal in the UK, the exposure of one’s genitals could be a crime in the following circumstances:
In England, Wales and Northern Ireland
It is an offense for someone to expose their genitals if they intend that someone else will see them and if they intend to cause that person (or persons) ‘alarm or distress’.
It is an offence for someone to expose their genitals in a sexual manner if they intend that someone else will see them and without that person consenting (or without any reasonable belief they consent) AND if they also intend to obtain sexual gratification or to humiliate, distress or alarm the other person.
Generally speaking, a naked person could be arrested and charged with causing harassment, alarm or distress under the Public Order Act 1986 if they do not put some clothes on when a member of the public or a police officer asks them to do so.